Seems like every other profile on FF.net has one of those "you know you live in 2008 when..." followed by a list of some of the brainless reflexes people now have thanks to technology doing all their thinking for them. Below is Bender v. The List.
You know you're a fucking idiot when...1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
You know you're brain has begun to atrophy when...2) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. And you don't know how to use "you're" in a sentence, jackass.
You know you're a basement-dwelling Microsoft cumstain when...3) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
You know you're a socially-inept piece of shit when...4) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
You know you're a worthless anime-inspired art major when...5) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Because your boss is too busy making sure you don't burn the fries again.)
You know you're an easily entertained peon with a brain like a BB when...7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
You know you have no life outside of writing fanfiction and masturbating to Naruto when...8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
You know you're about as observant as Helen Keller in a silent movie theater when...9) You were too
busy stupid to notice there was no number 6.
You know you love seeing yourself for the witless wonder you are when...10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 6.
You know you are fucked up beyond all non-euthanisable hope when...11) You're laughing at your stupidity.
You know you're a trendless meme whore when...12) You're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
You know you're publicly admitting that you were stupid enough to think this list was witty when it really just pwned your last remaining braincell and beat it to death with mediocrity when you...13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.