I've got the Plague the flu. Developed it Saturday afternoon in about 6 hours. Was perfectly alright before then...now I'm bleeding out my nose and hacking green gooze. And I've watched all the daytime television I think I could stand. (Thankfully quantum_witch's Red Dwarf videos have been keeping me in good spirits.) Worst case of flu I've ever had. Can't remember last time I've writhed in bed in complete agony and howled with every congested breath I could rasp. And I know exactly who gave it to me and where. And yes, I would like to kill him right about now.

If this is what's going around this year, you guys had better invest in some goddamn HAZMAT suits, cos this shit will have you begging to be put down.