Title:Eyeliner & Cigarettes -OR- The Secret Misadventures Of Vince Noir (6/25)
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Vince/OFC, Vince/OMC, Howince
Warnings: Drug use. Swearing. Both het and slash pairings. Angst by the boat loads.
Word Count: 1963
Summery: I think the title says enough. I don't want to give too much away. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. A billion pairs of high heels and an empty bank account is all I have to my name. I mean no disrespect or harm. I'm just a girl havin' a slice of fun pie.

AN: No. That was not a typo next to the title: There will be 25 chapters because I'm bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do to dwindle away the hours left in my life. Yes, it is pretty....ambitious, but whatever. And (don't hate me), this is one of those "put your iPod on shuffle" fics. It's the first one I've done since my last respective fandoms and I kinda missed it. Thought I'd give it a whorl. Enjoy. <3

Special Features: Link to full lyrics for song prompt. Not strictly relevant (at least not the first verse), but it's just a really good song. :P Assertive!Vince. Awkward!Howard.

01. 02. 03. 04. 05.

( 06.Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek )

Title: Night's Loyal Passion
Pairing: Howard/Vince (of 'The Might Boosh' fandom)
Summary: Their bodies are completely wrong and opposite – yet the juxtaposition of their contrasting forms makes perfect sense. Who knew two bodies can be so right together, calling out to the night sky that they belong here where they are.
Word Count: 4,088
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!” And for the first time I need to add a warning for sexy times.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of them, I'm making zero profit and this never happened. The only thing I possess the rights to is my own imagination and personal belief that these two go at it like sex-crazed bunnies.
Author Notes: I wanted this to be quite surreal and feel almost dream-like - don't know if I achieved that or not! Also my first experience writing something with sexual content so hopefully I didn't fail at that. It's not very graphic though because I was blushing just thinking about but hopefully it's still good! Also, a BIG thank you to weekendgothgirl for being my beta and getting this done for me super speedy! This is dedicated to you ^.^ Fake-cut leads to my journal!


Nights such as these are rare...

Title: Back In Black
Fandom: RPS
Characters: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Prompt: 023. Lovers.
fanfic100 table: here
Word Count: 2,029
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Porn. Lots.
Summary: Jared auctions his shirt off at ChiCon and ends up in just his black V-neck. It drives Jensen crazy. Insert smex back at their hotel room here.
Author's Notes: dugindeep showed me this picture, and told me to write porn. So, I did. Completely ignoring my NaNo that I'm waaaaay behind on, hahaha. But it was worth it. I think.

Title: With the Person I Hate the Most
Fandom: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Character: Billy
Prompt: 55. Spirit
Word Count: 1400+
Rating: NC-17 (For sexual situations)
Summary: Billy could never ignore his hallucinations. Not when they told him how to be evil and how much they loved him. But in the end, all they are is that. Horrible/Billy.
Author's Notes: Takes place during act two.
My Little Damn Table (15/100)

( I'm not really here, you know.. )

Got my official e-mail stating I would be going to London next summer :3 E.


And now the question for my British friends: What is the easiest way to tell someone is a tourist? I've heard noise about wearing any sort of athletic shoe being a giveaway since apparently that's a very American thing to do. But that's all I've got.

So, if you guys have any tips, they would be greatly appreciated. ;D

Title: Writes itself.
Fandom: It's been a bad week.
Characters: Hugh Dennis, Steve Punt.
Prompt: 081, How.
Word Count: 132.
Rating: All ages.
Summary: Sometimes Hugh and Steve don't need to make any jokes.
Dislaimer: All of this story is a complete fiction and does not reflect on the people whose public images I have misappropriated thus.

moredamnlies.livejournal.com/41214.html

Title: Same old story
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Cadman/Lorne
Prompt: #022 Enemies
Word Count: 1.444
Rating: K+
Summary: So what if... not everyone in Evan Lorne's family would be overjoyed at him marrying Laura Cadman?
Author's Notes: Okay, so now that I gave you something pretty depressing... on to something a little different again. It's the first part of a little trilogy (that was supposed to be a two-parter, but oh well... bunnies, you know) and could only be written because mackenziesmomma had the right idea at the right time. Once she changed a little detail in the original idea it was really pretty easy to write. Thanks for being in my head so often, mac :D And here's the LDT.

( Same old story )

Artist: Humberto Luis Schenone
Title: Soltar… Saltar
#ca331
Date: 2009-11-15
Keywords: experimental; percussion; electronic; soundtrack
(320 kbps)

"Soltar... Saltar"
A CD created as pictures of historical moments, readings, trips, and neighbours’ bad customs that should be legally punished.
All tracks composed, played & recorded by Humberto Luis Schenone.
Recorded at “Living Records Studios”.
Buenos Aires - Argentina
Contact:
http://www.myspace.com/humbertoluisschenone

DL:
http://www.archive.org/details/ca331_hls
http://www.clinicalarchives.spyw.com